William was born in 1981 and raised in an era of Hammer pants, 8-bit videogames, and Ninja Turtles popsicles (w/ bubble gum eyeballs). By nothing less than a miracle, he managed to get a job in the entertainment industry as a magazine journalist and currently acts as the U.S. Correspondent for a number of UK publications, including gamesTM and X360.
He enjoys writing for British people because they don’t mind his unhealthy addiction to run-on sentences and ellipses, as well as allowing him to use the words **** and **** and ****-**** in reviews for the Wii. He is best known for submitting articles and opinion columns that are often heavily edited for coherence and profanity, usually resulting in a final product that looks nothing like the original. He is also getting pretty good at talking about himself in the third person.
Above: William, age 13, with the GEN girls.
Why should you believe anything William says or writes? 1) You probably shouldn’t. 2) Thinking for yourself is awesome. C) Here are some things you may have in common:
First Game Console: Commodore 64
Favorite Game Console: Sega Saturn
Most Memorable Game: Resident Evil 2
Favorite Movies: True Romance, Battle Royale, Pan’s Labyrinth, Goonies, Ninja Scroll
Favorite Animes: Death Note, Neon Genesis Evangelion, Cowboy Bebop
Favorite Websites: WWTDD, deviantArt, IMDB, Gamefly
Favorite Artist: Hyung-tae Kim
Favorite Comics: The Savage Dragon (1-50), Girls, Y: The Last Man, Ultra
Most Wanted Rock Band Songs: Anything Anything, Tainted Love, Invincible, Love Rollercoaster, Mexican Radio, Only in Dreams
Below: Battling Game Informer’s world famous Meagan “VirtualGirl” VanBurkleo to the death at GDC 2008.
Even More Belower: A brief summary of my childhood on the rough streets of Redondo Beach.
