After a long hiatus and a botched bank robbery caught on tape, I’m back to regale my three readers with my words of non-wisdom. With that said, I present to you my Top 8 Movie Robots.

After a long hiatus and a botched bank robbery caught on tape, I’m back to regale my three readers with my words of non-wisdom. With that said, I present to you my Top 8 Movie Robots.


Father’s Day is right around the corner which means sales in Fossil wallets, Dilbert ties, and Aqua Velva go up. This year, be one of the cool kids, and have a look at my official guide. Read the full story

Along with an innumberable amount of college students, I’ve been known to enjoy a nice bowl of sodium-engorged instant noodles and conquered every flavor foil packet on this side of the Maruchan.
So, it comes as no surprise that the idea of Japanese scientists creating a microscropic Ramen noodle bowl would make my kidneys twitch. Or, maybe that’s just the Beef Flavor.

Reminiscent of the microwave scene in Gremlins, check out this video making its rounds on the internet. Viral marketing or the product of too many Rollover minutes? You decide. Nice touch on the ‘barking dog’, though.

Watch as a Best Buy employee demonstrates beautifully choreographed head bobs, slightly bent knees, and pelvic thrusts to sell car stereos to a group of girls. It’s too bad that the audio is missing, though.
*Some of these moves may or may not have been influenced by the Dancing Baby.

Nowadays, it seems that a lot of people prefer to communicate over their cell phones via text
message rather than phone conversations. Text messaging lacks the proper nuances which could lead to confusion, while an actual conversation can take longer which can lead to awkward silences that I oh-so hate and small talk that makes my skin crawl. Admittedly, I’m a text messaging anthusiast. It’s to the point and don’t have to have pretend to care about your Aunt Misha’s UTI.
Which do you prefer and why?

Inspector Gadget, an animated series that ran from 1983 to 1986, introduced us to the world of a maladroit cyborg
detective, a goody two shoes youngster, and a masquerading dog with a speech-impediment.
Inspector Gadget, relying on his built-in arsenal of gadgets, always managed to stumble his way through his Metro City Police Department missions. Rarely, did Gadget’s anatomical gadgets ever prove to be of any damn help. But, he somehow always managed to get the job done by way of Penny, Brain, or just plain freakin’ luck. Let’s take a look at the list of gadgets that appeared on the popular cartoon series:


If galloping molars, butterfly-sprouting brains, and chest cavity cloning are your thing, then you won’t want to miss this wall painting captured in stop-motion. Read the full story


Honda’s humanoid robot, ASIMO (Advanced Step in Innovative Mobility), made a special appearance during renowned cellist Yo-Yo Ma’s performance with the DSO to benefit Detroit’s youth music programs on May 13. Much to everyone’s delight, ASIMO took over the conductor role during “The Impossible Dream” from the musical Man of La Mancha.
