Casting Couch - Gears of War: The Movie

New Line Cinema announced back in March ‘07 that it had bought the rights to create a Gears of War film that was then scheduled for a release in 2009.  It was also announced that Cliff Bleszinski, lead designer of GoW, will be taking on the role of executive producer and will consult on its development for Epic Games.  Currently, there hasn’t been an official casting announcement. So, Chris and I compiled this list with surgeon-like precision. By “surgeon-like precision” I really mean there was a lot of spitting and your momma’s being thrown around.

Marcus Fenix - Dominic Purcell

Minh Young Kim - Jason Scott Lee

Dominic Santiago - Oded Fehr

Augustus Cole - Lester Speight

Damon Baird - Ryan Reynolds

Victor Hoffman - R. Lee Ermey

Anya Stroud - Jessica Biel

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  1. totalwreckage totalwreckage Says:

    wow that is a pretty awesome cast. However I think ermey may be too old for that part.

  2. Edge0fSanity Edge0fSanity Says:

    Okay.. As I was scrolling down, I went from “wow.. awesome!” to “ehhh…”
    So rather than complain, I thought I’d offer some casting substituions (if that’s allowed?)

    I got to Augustus Cole and was like.. “Who the hell is Lester Speight?” SO.. I looked it up. Turns out the guy actually does the voice for Augustus Cole in the game, which was cool. (I’m wondering if you knew that also, or if it just happened to be a coincidence that you picked him?) My suggestion? How about Roger R. Cross, the guy who played ‘Curtis’ on 24. It looks just like him, and he has that militray vibe down pretty damn well…
    And the other one that just bugs me… Damon Baird. I mean.. Ryan Reynolds? I don’t mean to knock him, because he has beefed up a tinge, but even Howie Long kind of looks more like the guy. Scruff him up and let him get dirty, and you’re good to go.
    Anya Stroud reminds me of someone else for somer eason, but I can’t place her.. perhaps I’ll think of it later?
    Ah well.. either way, cool idea.

  3. Dexter345 Dexter345 Says:

    I saw a similar article awhile ago up on the Community Blogs at Destructoid.

    http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/BigPopaGamer/casting-call-2-gears-of-war-70081.phtml

    Surprisingly, no overlap in cast members between the two articles, but both seem fitting enough.

  4. virtualgirl virtualgirl Says:

    Most of these are spot on! However, no matter who you cast, they are all going to look small compared to the real guys. You just can’t find them that big…LOL

  5. ragingsilver ragingsilver Says:

    Wow thats a pretty good lookalikes cast right there!

  6. Clare Clare Says:

    Edge0fSanity: Yeah, I knew that Speight is the voice for Cole. So, he was deliberately picked. He definitely has to do the part. “That’s a long distance call, DOUG!”

    By the way, casting subsitutions are definitely allowed! I merely submitted these on pure opinion. I want to hear what other ideas you guys have.

  7. BrianJK BrianJK Says:

    I really like this casting, having Jason Scott Lee as Kim is spot on. It’s like they modelled Kim around him. I’m not sure about Dominic Purcell as Fenix, but that’s mainly down to neck size. Like Virtual Girl said; you just can’t find them that big.

    I’d like to see Ron Perlman as Fenix, but it’s getting to the stage were Ron will be playing just about every roll in a sci-fi / action movie related to games.

    As for Ryan Reynolds as Baird, .. I just can’t picture Ryan being that much of an asshole. Kotaku’s idea of having Val Kilmer would be an option.. Val knows how to play assholes well.

  8. Ms.Naru Ms.Naru Says:

    Mmmm, delicious Ryan Reynolds…

  9. Clare Clare Says:

    For those that haven’t seen Lester Speight as Terrible Terry Tate, check out this vid. This one is the first episode of the Office Linebacker series.

  10. xboxwh0re xboxwh0re Says:

    You kill the joe, you make some mo’!

  11. BrianJK BrianJK Says:

    Was I the only one that thought Terry Tate was a real Football player, hired by Reebok to do these?

  12. ChrisIQ ChrisIQ Says:

    You can’t bring that weak ass stuff up in this humpy bumpy! Terry Tate is the best and should have his own video game called “Game Time = Paint Time…….WHOOOO!”

  13. Clare Clare Says:

    I actually thought the same of Terry Tate when I first saw the episodes long ago.

  14. Orionsaint Orionsaint Says:

    I always pictured Michael Ironside as Marcus

  15. Orionsaint Orionsaint Says:

    http://img108.imageshack.us/img108/7445/michaelironsidemarcusyf2.jpg

  16. totalwreckage totalwreckage Says:

    if you get rid of Purcells hideous metrosexual hairdoo he would actually make a perfect Marcus

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