When the aliens finally descend upon Earth and ask Haley Joel Osment why we were all too dumb to cure cancer and solve word hunger, this will be the reason.
Seriously, before you go off teaching your kid things they’ll have wedged into their fragile little minds soon enough by Saturday morning cartoons and Mario Party 16, why not school them on the benefits of complete sentences or occasionally using spell check? It may come in handy…
[Via Kotaku]








